Ruud Van Nistelroy

this is spelled wrong

"ruud van nistelroy" is really spelled van nistelrooy

by andrew December 24, 2004

Ruud Van Nistelroy

"the flying dutch man" he scores many goals for Manchester United and is one of their key players

Ruud is awesome!

by Lauren December 12, 2003

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.

The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.

by Anonymous Gooner April 7, 2005

Ruud

A person who tells really long stories that have no conclusion and seemingly never ends.

Jesus Christ Ruud, shut the hell up.

by TheShitpostCircle June 29, 2017

ruud

a raging guy who plays overwatch. he thinks he,s good at overwatch but he gets carried. he has bad wifi and leaves everytime. he only has money for xbox live and lives in a box. he had work, but he got fired cause he watched squid porn.

my ass smells like ruud

by Blossomyfawn Best genji August 23, 2017

Ruud

Ruud is a small guy who isn’t really that small but looks small.

Person: wow you look so small what’s your height

Ruud: 5.6 feet

by YOURRICHAUNTIE November 23, 2021

Ruud girl

A bad ass UK street girl, all sugar and spice until you look down at her, then she'll shag you, tell your wife and rob your parents and if you front her up, she'll likely stab you!
Other than that she's a total sweetpea

I met this huni Saturday night but she bled my cash, sniffed my gear and then got off with Ryan just to get a cab home, then she nicked his wallet, absolute ruud girl I tell you!!

by Bad Dad June 22, 2024