muff puff

When a females pubic region is covered in thick "puffy" pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and vagina region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. This in effect makes the muff puffy.

Hey Johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend Cindy likes getting gaped open and muff puffed while screwing?

by Doctor Dog Tits December 29, 2009

muff puff

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

by master of disaster & beefster of the queefster January 17, 2008

muff puff

A PRAWN CRACKER

would anyone like a muff puff

by GUSTOVTHEGREAT December 9, 2010

muff puff

the lady who drinks from the hairy cup of love.

"i know this girl who is proper lez, she is a real MUFF PUFF

by andy rad January 19, 2006

muff-puff

going down on a girl. A female blowjob

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.

by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018

Muff Puff

When you take a hit off a blunt, joint, bong, vape and you blow it into her vagina.

Damn! I totally muff puffe’d that bitch.

by Xhaxtah July 26, 2019

Muff Puff

The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard

Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff

by 074cl3 February 26, 2022