Procrasturbation

When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.

The student was unable to make the deadline, as he was preoccupied with procrasturbation.

by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012

Procrasturbation

Procrastinating masturbation. When you hold off from jacking it to do it later.

Person 1: I'll masturbate later

Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!

by Chispatr April 18, 2010

Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

by bhall998 June 25, 2014

Procrasturbation

The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study

Procrasturbation Example:

Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"

by LFCAidan September 14, 2014

Procrasturbation

Putting off masturbating for a later time, when it should be done now.

That man Joey teaches procrasturbation at school.

by Mustangboi May 4, 2018

Procrasturbation

pulling off for tomorrow what could have come today.

procrasturbation

by gofingr February 3, 2010

Procrasturbation

When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff

Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation

by RANDOM ROD November 7, 2012