plunker

a massive punch through one's ass hole that causes massive amounts of pain.

oh damn, I'm late on my offering; now I'm going to get a plunker!

by smellysockman September 8, 2010

plunker

An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'

I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.

by UMaine Plunkaphobe May 19, 2008

Plunker Dunk

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

by shizark May 9, 2011

Norwegian Plunker

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

Me and my girlfriend needed to spice up our sex life, so I layed a Norwegian Plunker in her.

by Dave B. October 27, 2003

plunkered

When you're so tired at the end of the day, you fall where ever you are. Eg. On the couch, chair, bed, or even the floor.

He was so dog tired after working two double shifts, he plunkered out on the couch.

by cbeecbee February 15, 2014

llama plunker

A woman who enjoys giving head to a man on the toilet taking a dump. See plunker or blumpkin.

"Did that llama plunker really do that last night?"

"My girlfriend is now officially a 'llama plunker'."

by eyebrows&boobes March 19, 2017

Plunker

A term used in clash royale when a mother fucker starts acting up by not donating and mooches and whines like a little bitch. Coined by Careyanne78.

That fucking plunker hasn't donated in two days. Das boot the bitch!

by Poopsnap July 1, 2017