Petro

A slang term describing Peter North, a famous Canadian porn star known for his massive ejaculations. Also, it can be used as a verb saying that someone got "petroed" in the face.

Ben was hardcore petroed by his idol Petro

by Jdubbs November 19, 2006

Petros

Meth capital of the United States. Located in Tennesee. Full of inbred people who stare at cars when they drive by.

Hey wifey sis want to hang out at the wide spot in Petros, and try to get some meth before we fuck tonight?

by TeeJay8516 March 25, 2009

Petro

A chain of truck-stops owned by TA (Travel Centers of America). Open 24/7/365, these stops cater to truck drivers offering: showers, 24 hour dining, movie theaters, fast food restaurants, driver lounges, and more. Also treats their employees like shit.

Driver 1: Lets stop at the Petro!
Driver 2: Ok! I can take a shower and jizz all over the towels.

by untiedsox February 28, 2011

Petros

This word is synonymously used with payche and strong man. Usually used as a name for Ethiopian males, people with this name are tall and might fly a drone over your house

Starbucks Barista: Petros your Grande vanilla bean frappe with whip cream is ready.
Petros: THANKS BRO! Time to go lift

by Squuuueeeeeeeeeps January 4, 2020

petros

the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine

-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !

petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!

john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??

petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!

i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!

by michael foolsley February 15, 2023

Petro

Same as gas, zaza, dope, reefer, grass, skunk, you name it.
Note, that reggie is no petro, though.

We be smokin' heavy dat petro with da team

by IDEE TV December 19, 2022

Petro

The nicest guy alive. Really smart boi. Hot like very hot. A sweetheart who has such a cute smile. Funny lolol. Marry me !!!!!!!!

Wow, petro is amazing!!!!!!

by PESTOPASTAISNICE June 16, 2021