Peenar

A really revolting looking penis; A cock with a horrendous crookedness about it; looks like the lightning bolt of Zeus

“Yo cuh, she bounced on my shit last night and now it’s a peenar type shih youknowhatimean cuh?

by Aristotle’s massive ass cheeks December 6, 2025

Peenar

A penis. Can be pronounced as “peenar” or “peener” interchangeably, the spelling remains the same.

The peenar snipper guy removed my peenar, there goes my chance at losing my virginity.

by I’m Not Black. December 27, 2025

Peenar(s)

A peenar is smelly sausage between your legs.
They usually come on males, but nowadays, who knows.

Peenars can gets soft, hards, and wet.

Me:I reached under the covers to scratch my peenar in the dark, but then i felts something unusually hairys. Turns out, i was scratchings evil ballsack of... the creature.

The creature: I will eats your peenar now.

Me: Noooooo!

Peenar(s)

by PeenarExplosionChamber January 20, 2025

peenar explosion chamber

A chamber in which 2 specimens of male genitalia are castrated by evil larry and inserted into a particle accelerator, then accelerated at 99.999% the speed of light in opposite directions, when they collide, a massive explosion of sheer concussive force is created. This is actually how Larry L. Larrenheimer created the first nuclear weapon during the manhattan project.

"im larry peenar now!"
"ahh no"
"to the peenar explosion chamber!"

by Evil Larry. January 26, 2026