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Milkshake

Jerking off with cum as your lube.
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When 2 or more people jizz in their hand and proceed to shake the other's hand with jizz still intact on the other's hand.
Me and John gave each other a milkshake after a good circle jerk
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Would you people shut the hell up about that milkshake song!? You've mentioned it *counts* 9 TIMES, I think we get it. Sillies, a milkshake is a tasty treat you get by mixing ice cream with milk..or something. Yummers!
by Tifa November 24, 2003
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yo all r really stupid...

a girl's milkshake.. is "the way she carries her shit".. her walk, her ass, her body, whatever makes her hott.... her "stuff
by boombasticbitch November 26, 2003
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1. A girl's body; the way she carries it.
2. An actually good drink if your a non-song human.
3. A somwhat cheesy song by Kelis.
1. Damn, that girl has a good milkshake.
2. This new milkshake that came out at the store was really delicious.
3. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their right, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours.
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A BLOWJOB!!!!!!!!
Fellatio Head
That's it!, Just another word for a BJ!

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Made popular by some whiny slut on the "stupid box" (TV).
It is a conversation between Kelis (Proud slut) and wanna-be sluts.

"My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
- My Blowjobs are so good, all the guys want one from me.

"And they're like, it's better than yours."
- And the guys say, the way I (Kelis) suck a dick, is better than how you (wanna-be sluts) can suck a dick.

"Damn right it's better than yours"
- Of course I can suck a dick, I'm a Top Slut!!

"I could teach you, But I have to charge"
- I 'll tell you how, but you'll owe me FOREVER! (See Andy Dick in Old School for proper reference to BJ classes)

"I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys"
- OK ready? First place penis head in mouth, Don't forget to gently massage the Ballz, they love that.

"It can't be bought
Just the thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart"
- Some may imitate me, but the guys know how much better their balls are in my mouf! So, pay attention!
by Jonny Unitas October 2, 2007
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Milkshake or milkshakes refers to a women's breasts, aka titties, boobs, tatas, boobies, tits, chesticles, knockers, funbags etc.
They are capable of producing milk while a woman is breastfeeding, and are known to "shake" or bounce.
Hence Milk+shake
In "Beauty Shop" with Queen Latifah from 2005, a boy named Willy comes in her beauty shop selling chocolate. When he first sees Queen Latifa (whose character is named Gina) he admiringly says to her, "How you doing? Damn you a thick one! You got top, AND bottom!". Gina walks away from him after telling him he will need to learn to be "a little more courteous to the ladies" if he wants to sell chocolate there. "Yeah I got that no doubt"" he says. As Gina walks away he says, "Yo Gina! You gonna buy some 5 dolla chocolate to go with those healthy milkshakes you got?". Gina's mouth drops and we next see Willy and his chocolates getting tossed out of the shop on to the sidewalk.

Although I'm fairly certain the word was likely in common colloquial usage at that time and place, I believe this is the first and possibly only notable reference to "milkshake" as slang until the pop song "Milkshake" by Kelis on her album "Tasty" from 2003 popularized the word.

According to Kelis the word in her song is used to mean "something that makes a woman special". ( aka titties?)

The song was featured in the 2004 film "Mean Girls" and Heather Phares of Allmusic said it is, "basically a three minute tutorial in sex appeal".
"Yo Gina! You gonna buy some 5 dolla chocolates to go with those healthy milkshakes you got?"
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