melf

a very silly, kind of figity person

Casey is such a melf

by bunny November 13, 2003

melf

short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.

oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!

by melf May 13, 2005

MELF

A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom

That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF

by Wordwizz December 25, 2014

melf

i have no idea what this means. my ex texted me and asked

what the hell does melf mean?

by melffff September 26, 2018

melf

1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.

(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)

That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.

by Melf January 7, 2004

Melf

Short for myself

My, Melf, and I

by CheeseWack8 October 24, 2018

Melf

An off brand Milf

That girl ari is such a melf

by Cooter gang May 24, 2019