Matics

An uneducated person who makes perverted YouTube videos about fucking under age girls.
Sometimes referd to as spastics

Yo, Suleman did a Matics last night on Humza’s younger sister. We need too call the police before his tries anything else

by Krysiz123 January 28, 2018

Emma Matic

Dayuuuuum that girl is an Emma fo sho
She smells of ham
she loves facebook and crisps and fruit flavoured sweets
she is sometimes funny, but not as funny as the office bully
she loves clunge

dayuuuuum that girl is an emma matic fo sho
she eats crisps all day

by moomoo2512 October 15, 2010

Vagi-Matic

Describes the ability of a woman manipulate her vagina in the most pleasurable way. This skill is usually attained by performing Kegel exercises on a regular basis.

"That woman really put the "Vagi-Matic" to me... I couldn't walk for three days."

by Dazona August 11, 2007

Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 3, 2005

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you get an asthma attack

"Bro did you see Katie"
"Yeah she made me Ass Matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

Douche-Matic

Meaning "Gay" or "Stupid"

That was totally Douche-Matic!

by D00SHMAN123 April 18, 2009