Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.

Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.

by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021

Matheus

A gay man who is overconfident and thinks he is so good. He is super bitchy around his friends and family.

Gay ass matheus

by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018

Matheus

An idiot that thinks he is good at fifa and at everything. He is nice to all of his friends, but gets bitchy around his family.

That guy is a grumpy old Matheus.

by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018

matheus nguyen

Awesome guy that can always get you bricked up when you're down.

I love matheus nguyen, he keeps me going.
Matheus nguyen is so awesome

by otto$$gamerboy August 21, 2022

Matheus Lima

Fag who thinks he has awesome hair most times. Brazilian decent loves penis generally.

Wow he is a total Matheus Lima.

Dude! stop pulling a Matheus lima!

by Chimobes February 1, 2010

Matheus Estrella

A bitch that is allergic to chicken. Instead of doing drugs, he does epipens. Looks like a basic fuck boy. And gets money YA YA! RIP X

Max: WOW look at Matheus Estrella!
Mohammad: He looks more like a fuck boy today!
Nishad: I’m a NishyNishy

by NotAGirl2758293 March 21, 2019

matheus

5’9” and 70 kilos of raw MAN. million dollar wheeze and a complete disregard for humanity. spilling the tea whether you like it or not, king of causing d-d-d-drama!

whoah youre being such a matheus right now, cool it with the obscenities

by babybunny66 September 22, 2019