busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

action-man leg

the top of the leg of a man who is very muscular. looks like the top of an action mans leg

he had a well fit body but i hated his action-man leg!

by Babz_16 January 26, 2008

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016

Shivering Leg Man

A man with a zimmerframe found to be watching folk music whilst shivering his leg to the beat.

I saw the Shivering Leg Man today, said Luke

by Shivering Leg Man Co June 6, 2020

Leg man ting

When your male friend has smoother legs than you ..... everyday is leg day

Kai coyne is a leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020