linger

when you have nothing to do and choose to bother someone when they are busy.

*on my computer*
*my little brother comes in and just stands there*

Me- what do you want.
him- nothing, im bored!
Me- DONT LINGER AROUND ME, TRICK.

by The Lingerer January 27, 2009

Lingerers

Chunks of diarrhea that refuse to go down the toilet bowl after the first flush. Chunks that remain after the 2nd and 3rd flush are then known as Stallion Lingerers.

Toilet user #2: Ahh, shit! Johnny left some Lingerers behind!

Toilet user #1: Actually those are Stallion Lingerers, I flushed 4 times.

by CharlesPoops February 27, 2010

Lingering

The art of licking out and fingering a girl's pussy at the same time

See that girl over there? She's in need of a good lingering...

Do you linger it?!!

by Reneee November 16, 2009

lingering

When after sex, the guy neglects to immediately extract his penis from the girl.

guy is lying passed out from exhaustion on top of girl, who is looking at her watch:

girl: "dude, snap out of it! you're lingering! Now go make me a drink!"

by pineapplemojito May 16, 2012

linger

1. To do something incredibly stupid or humiliating in front of a public audience, or in front of somebody in posession of a camera or recording device.
2. To show ones bare ass for a prolonged period of time.
3. To get incredibly drunk or monged and regret ones actions later.

On Saturday night Tom got the "fever" and pulled a Linger.

by HuckLBerryFin September 12, 2005

linger

to fool around mess around

i linger ur mom

by lil tyb January 23, 2011

Lingerer

A man or women who either wants to be in Dumbasses or thinks there in dumbasses already, so instead of talking to the whole group they just talk to there one friend they know and just follow behind everyone else. Also could be an ex-dumbasses member who no longer talks to the group and kind of just follows behind.

Wow! Look at all those lingerers trailing us!

by EPEOEOEO May 22, 2023