limp

weak

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by johnson August 3, 2003

limp

Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.

by Riz February 23, 2004

limp

tim struggling to maintain an erection

by tim June 29, 2003

LIMP

LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.

"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"

"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"

by Fail Whale IV February 10, 2010

Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.

by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011

limp

1. flaccid

2. a way of walking after being boofed

1. Being limp doesn't matter if your the bitch anyway!

2. You'd limp too if you took on all 10 inches at once!!

by Ben Dover January 2, 2007

LIMP

The act of of laughing in one's plane.

While flying to New York, Johnny told me a funny joke and I began to LIMP.

I LIMP'd all the way to Europe.

by LIMP'ing June 12, 2014