An idiot who is so far up himself he can touch his tiny brain. His dick is like a tic tac and his balls resemble sultanas. If you ever get the chance to meet one please have a tazer on hand to keep him at bay.
Oi mate, did you see that Kelan over there.? I had to pull my tazer out to stop him from touching me
by James_dean12343 August 30, 2016
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his family loves him and always will because he is a great guy
his family loves him and always will because he is a great guy
kelan is a punk
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Guy 1: Bro this kid Kelan stole my girlfriend and banged her, my mom, and my sister at the same time. I'm scared to confront him because he's huge.
Guy 2: Bro same, I heard he beat 7 guys' asses in a 7v1 in a fight. I also heard that his leg presses 1500 pounds.
Guy 1: let's try to become friends with him so he can beat up people for us because I'm afraid that he will beat my ass if I confront him
Guy 2: let's try that.
Guy 2: Bro same, I heard he beat 7 guys' asses in a 7v1 in a fight. I also heard that his leg presses 1500 pounds.
Guy 1: let's try to become friends with him so he can beat up people for us because I'm afraid that he will beat my ass if I confront him
Guy 2: let's try that.
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