jark

Verb. To calculate the amount of time it would take to have sex with a big monster with green fangs and angry feet whiles wearing swimming pads and condoms you stole from the german gay band eating some new flavor of noodles in their new shoes they got with all the money they made doing discount abortions and explosions. In Kilominutes.

I've never seen the formula for jarking before. I reckon someone'll find infinity before I see that.

by Dashel May 15, 2005

jark

a jackass jerk. what you say when you want to call someone a jackass and a jerk at the same time,
created by maddey miller =D

"dude, stop being such a jark!"

"ya JARK!!"

by maddey March 8, 2008

jarking off

masturbation haha funny word

i sure do love jarking off

by hahagayhaha May 7, 2021

Yew jark

its what nicks dad says...

Nicks dad: Nick, you got gum on my seat! Yew jark!

Nick: I got gum on my ass!

by Hey duud March 15, 2009

Jark

When 2 guys with foreskin dock each other.

Mark and Justin jark each other.

by Dixienormus1325 September 30, 2019

Jark

Military slang word meaning, To modify (weaponry) to disadvantage; especially, to attach and use a tracking device to covertly monitor its (the weapon/device) location.

"Agent Nash, Jark a couple of those rifles and a laptop to give to our informant!"

by EnigmaticContessa September 30, 2019

Jark

A breed mixed between a Jaehyun and Mark

“OooOh who’s that fine lookin man?”
“Seems as though we have a Jark.”

by Tthheenndd July 10, 2020