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Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection
Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
by no good names work October 9, 2021
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inverse call law

Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.
The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers
by anonymous July 30, 2024
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The Inverse Value Law

Definition:
(Coined by Nickle) An economic observation stating that in a modern Performocracy, the financial reward for a job is inversely proportional to its necessity for human survival.

Essentially, the more vital a profession is to the actual functioning of society (e.g., nurses, teachers, sanitation workers, farmers), the lower the pay. Conversely, the more trivial, performative, and non-essential the role is (e.g., influencers, streamers, reaction vloggers), the higher the potential earnings. It is the realization that we have built an economy where pretending to do things pays significantly better than actually doing them.
Person 1: "I can't believe my sister is working double shifts in the ER saving lives and can barely make rent, while that guy on TikTok just bought a Lamborghini for opening Pokemon cards."

Person 2: "That's the Inverse Value Law, man. If it saves the world, it pays minimum wage. If it entertains the bored, it pays millions."
by nicklenova February 15, 2026
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