head-imploding

Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.

Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!

or

Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding

by MikeTheWise January 4, 2009

Ex-Implode

An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.

WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!

WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!

by Matt Hirst March 19, 2007

Imploding star

A person with the amazing ability to suck the vicinity completely clean of any productive attributes.

This is usually the result of an overwhelming lack of understanding combined with an extensive ability to confuse, but it can also be the result of being generally annoying in one way or another.

1 - Hey, how did the meeting go?

2 - Well, we made some great progress until Sarah appeared like an imploding star and turned the meeting into a black hole of logic and reasoning.

1 - again huh?

2 - yeah, we're back to discussing our main topic again

by Tintorera October 6, 2010

Thermal imploder

When you overheat pizza rolls in the microwave and then stuff them up your girl's vag, only to then stomp down on her abdomen as hard as you can so they explode out of her pussy hole giving her third degree burns.

Sharing the pizza rolls over a candlelit dinner afterwards is optional.

The thermal imploder is great for a fun and low effort date night.

by NotJeremyCamp April 7, 2016

imploding balls

this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.

"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

Imploding Raincoat

A coat when worn implodes on itself causing damage to those who wear it via implosion

He was born on an imploding raincoat on the 16th of Germany

by R/MrTeaser November 19, 2019

Implodding

1. The act of one's phone nearing the point of destruction when bombarded by a mass of text messages

2. Not to be confused with "imploding" by Grammar Nazi's intent on shaming you mercilessly.

I can't make the party, my phone is implodding.

My pants are in the process of implodding.

by whiteknightBLAM January 26, 2013