gottem

A word describing all things good in the world. The opposite of fiddle. Gottem originated in the Asian portions of New Jersey and had spread to be a world-wide phenomenon. It can be heard in the songs Teach Me How To Gottem, All I Do Is Gottem, and Gottem Good. All math teachers' least favorite word.

Math Teacher: The answer is 69.
Fiddler: Fiddle!
Gottemmer: Gottem!
Math Teacher: Stop with the gottem!
Gottemmer: But all I do is gottem!

by I'm The Gottem King December 18, 2011

gottem

An asian kids favorite word that he yells after everything. Opposite of fiddler.

Asian kid: Stop fiddling around. You have to be gottem.
Other kid: whatever

by jjj9991 November 12, 2011

gottem

What you yell when you grab a fine girls ass or tits.

When I grabbed Christel's tits, he yelled "GOTTEM!"

by andrew June 27, 2003

👌 gottem

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IMPORTANT!!!!

👌 gottem

by flamingo fann August 31, 2019

Ladies and Gentlemen, we gottem

When you find somebody online that says a 15 year old anime girl is hot. Commonly used among FBI OPEN UP! and the breakbot song that you never are able to find because whenever you try to search it, you get memes.

"damn she's hot"
"she's 15. Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem."
"oh shit wait no-"
"FBI OPEN UP!"

by I. Hate. Life. October 10, 2019

Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem

Whever someone says this glorious phrase. Worship them, as if they are your Deity. They will bless you with lashings of the Belt and whoopings of the Shoes. This mythical moment has only been recorded twice in history.

Yo, Jeremy. Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem.
I f***ing hate you.
*Proceeds to whoop and lash him*w

by MisINF February 24, 2023

gottem real

Whenever someone says/does something that seems all skitzo, you give them this Alabama response.

Queer: My african american brother, you are tweaking.
Intellectual: gottem real.

by Skasix November 22, 2018