Goobert

Nickname for your friend, Gilbert, who is frequently a goober.

Goobert is going ham right now.

by Kaelynn.st January 28, 2023

Goobert Snoobert

Friend or silly person

That guy is a Goobert Snoobert

by taterdoesthings January 5, 2024

Goobert

a fucking goobert

“you built like a fuckass goobert”

by mike caulkhertz December 1, 2025

Snoobie Goobert

A really serious person.

Someone who's brain is as big as an elephant >:(.
This person smells like fruity fungus.

You're such a Snoobie Goobert

by FellowMonker January 20, 2025

Goobert

the goob

person A: who tf is goobert
person B: the goob

by the very goob April 12, 2025

goobertization

the act of befriending a Goobertizer, and becoming a downright goober. Heavily linked to increases in sillyness and tomfoolery. May cause death.

Person 1: "Dude, I don't know, this Goobertizer seems like a pretty cool guy."
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"

by The Goobertizer January 17, 2026