by turntable August 13, 2008
Get the dicklash mug.(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.
Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
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Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!
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by papplemanger July 13, 2010
Get the Dicklash mug."Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."
by LocoNunca August 19, 2009
Get the Dicklash mug.When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.
"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."
by ashmoney808 November 8, 2019
Get the Dicklash mug.verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.
noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.
noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.
verb -
Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.
noun -
Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.
Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.
noun -
Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.
by honeydewtea March 28, 2010
Get the dicklash mug.When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.
Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”
by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019
Get the Dicklash mug.The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.
Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...
Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.
Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.
by Smacketeer September 1, 2019
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