derge

A sloppy undefined turd which is not quite solid yet not quite liquid. These often occur after eating curry and they are very difficult to wipe from the anal area. At least half a toilet roll is needed to remove it and in some extreme cases even baby wipes are recommended to avoid the transfer of skiddage to underwear.

Mum!!!! Ive done a derge!!! You'll need to bring me even more bogroll!!!!

by amydingleberry August 11, 2006

derg

Someone that is an idiot or a wanker. Also has Irish links to red (hair)

Chyli's a derg because he stole that poster

by Sirdergalot December 7, 2006

derg

01 someone who lacks intelligence
02 a verbal expression of a brain fart

uh derg da derg derg derg?

by princesslg June 1, 2009

derg

someone who speaks the derg language

dat nigga is the rillest durg forreal tho

by bobby January 30, 2003

derg

expressing annoyance. Like "ugh"

"derg, my mom wont let me go out tonight!"

by Sonia March 21, 2005

Dergs

To have sexual intercourse

Candice: did you get dergs?
Catty:totally got dergs last night off tinder boy

by Brittles May 15, 2014

ethan derg

A total creep that is a huge bug out and is trite wash. Loves FaceTime is also known as the Derrg. He’s afraid that while he is destroying the beis, jessolsen is balling and getting better while he is just becoming a chode. He is also not even close to being symmetrical .#bugout #nosymmetry #trite #wash

Ethan derg is trite wash

by Benime February 1, 2018