darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009

Darp

GPO money maker, stupid moment

Greg: 1+1=3
jack:Darp

by The Guap October 14, 2010

darp

almost dark

It's not dark yet but it's getting there (Bobbie Dylan)... it's getting darp

by Lord Thos September 16, 2020

darp

adjective; noun
Alternate meaning for dope.

"Thats darp!" "I'm smokin' some darp."

by Pat Flanagan January 21, 2008

Harp Darp

An exclamation following an instance of high-class stupidity. Like saying Herp Derp, only classier and more pretentious. Hand movements pantomiming a harp player are optional.

Melba: Oh hey, how's it going?
Numps: Can't complain. Oh, jeezum crow! I just stepped on a tack!
Melba: Haha! HARP DARP!
Numps: You classy bitch! Stop plucking those invisible strings!

by SaladOnTop May 13, 2011

Darpe ciem

Opposite of carpe diem. Means when you get lazy as fuck, don't believe in yourself, and don't do shit for anyone but yourself. Usually results in going home, eating a Hot Pocket, then master bating and going to sleep

Fuck this shit, I am lazy as fuck, darpe ciem!

by あなたはクロンダイクバーのために何をするだろう October 21, 2014

Darp solaring

The act of slamming a rock into your crotch until you get an erection.

Bro my crotch hurts so bad from darp solaring

by Darpsolarer99 July 16, 2024