hrary crumpler

premature balding yet hoary waste of life

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society

by T record June 1, 2013

Crumplered

Having your coworker find any little reason to leave work early, leaving the crew in a bind

His wife called and said she couldn't find the cat so we got crumplered again!

by FCCCTX April 22, 2019

Shahaad crumpler

Shahaad is a sexy beast of the wild
He is a rizzer and has very good sex menuvers

Shahaad crumpler his a very small but wide penis and weighs 5 tons

by Beau sexias November 19, 2023

Aaven Crumpler

Aaven Crumpler is the definition of L-Manz. He likes to curse even tho he shouldn’t and acts gay when he isn’t. He also is rude and annoying but sometimes funny.

“Aaven Crumpler is so annoying!” “That’s what I’m saying!”

by Quake626 July 28, 2022