congraduations

what lazy people say instead of "congratulations on your graduation". This is also much easier to write on top of a cake. (unless you have a gigantic cake, in which case, invite us over!)

Friend 1: "Yeah, it only took 10 years, but Heather finally graduated from college."
Friend 2: "Well, tell that bitch congraduations for me!"

by Mollie Mo February 15, 2006

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Congraduations

Congratulations on your Graduation. These words are too long and so close anyway, why not just morph them and save a ton of time and energy! TTYL

Lindsey: "I just got my high school diploma."

Dad: "Well honey, CONGRADUATIONS"

by Bruce Sei. June 2, 2008

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Congraduate

Congratulating a friend for Graduating

I'll be right back, I'm going to Congraduate Christian

by CAR June 3, 2015

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congradu-freakin-lations

An extremely sarcastic way of saying "congradulations."

Overachiever: I just got a full-ride scholarship to Harvard, a brand new Escalade from my extremely rich father, and a gift certificate for Jamba Juice!
Underachiever: Well congradu-freakin-lations.

by K_Lizzle November 9, 2006

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