commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

fantasy football commissioner

Someone who isn’t shady

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.

by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017

Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.

Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!

by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016

AI commissioner

someone who uses artificial intelligence (AI) to generate art and claims to be an artist.

The guy from Shadiversity is a AI commissioner!

by AirWalker345 April 25, 2025