Cockmuncher

One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.

Cockmuncher: Hitler is and will always be my hero.
Man: STFU cockmuncher.

by One Two Three January 10, 2008

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 2, 2003

cockmunch

a man one does not like

That George Bush/that bloke on the telly/the right honourable member is a right cockmunch, isn't he?

by GregS July 26, 2005

cockmuncher

someone who nibbles or munches on cock

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

cockmunch

to munch on tha cock

See V1TNAM

by buckweet April 9, 2004

cockmuncher

A male chicken

The farmer decided it's time to get a new cockmuncher for his hens.

by TheoThoughts September 11, 2009