Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 5, 2022

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Clappage

When somebody is clapped out so bad that they start carrying around baggage- clapped out baggage- mostly a woman who banged a lot of guys and then they all text her all the time- or someone named Marx

Dude don’t date her, she’s got so much clappage you’d need a cargo ship to take her anywhere

That guy has so much clappage look at what he drives

by Slight clapped September 7, 2021

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