Chaim Witz

The original name for the famous bass player, Gene Simmons, back when he was going to become a Rabbi.

Idiot with too much time on his hands:

DUDE!!!!!!!! Did you know that Gene Simmons' real name was "Chaim Witz?"

Guy who's annoyed by this random idiot:

NO!!!!! OMGWTF!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO GO TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT!!!!!!

by deadcowofdoom March 8, 2005

Shneur Chaim

An absolute idiot who knows nothing

i hate you you shneur chaim

by [e-mail] October 3, 2017

Atz' Chaim Girl

i. A fun, smart, gorgeous, and talented jewish girl from 8th to 12th grade who has a ton of fun going to Atz' Chaim events.
ii. A girl who is a member of Atz' Chaim BBG (a chapter in the International Order of the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization).

Boy 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Girl 1: Not much, just going to the JCC to hang out with my girls.
Boy 2: Damn... Now that's an Atz' Chaim Girl...

by Mel the Ladybug June 6, 2009

Mesivta Chofetz Chaim

A school that you can make a meme out of any of the Teachers.

Someone:Yo Jane did you see this new Mesivta Chofetz Chaim¿
Jane: ya, it’s so weird...

by Haugsjehisgusgsigdkhelen March 23, 2021

Chaim six pack

A mythological creature known for its loud, bubbly and outgoing personality.

In some cultures it is known for having lethal dance moves.

“EVERYONE RUN,IT’S A CHAIM SIX PACK”

by Koifer749 July 10, 2022

Chapheitz Chaim

A school where the students are very salty about other schools

Oh your in chapheitz Chaim

by Nate ma boi August 31, 2022

Hot Chaim

A frum Jewish daddy, usually wears a colored button down shirt and is the man all the women peek at through the mechitza.

Do you see Mr. Gold? He's such a hot Chaim.

by Vigsssss March 15, 2022