christian carmichael

A kid who's going to be popular when he is 14 years old and will have a girlfriend named Kendal Shelley.

Have you met Christian Carmichael he's popular now!

by Christian Carmichael March 14, 2017

Sloppy Carmichael

The act of drooling into ones sphincter then letting it leak back into your mouth and using it as mouth wash. Then proceeding to makeout with your partner.

I watched Nick and his girlfriend perform a sloppy carmichael, it was disgusting!

by Bthibs October 14, 2011

Carmichael Dave

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and right before you cum she looks back at you with fangled ass teeth. You then realize that this is no chick, but a man! After completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking ridiculously long questions.

Guy #1: Yo dude, I was fucking this chick last night!
Guy #2: Oh, Yea?
Guy #1: Yea, turns out it was Carmichael Dave. Now I'm going over on my anytime minutes...

by Street Pirates August 29, 2012

Sarah Carmichael

The baddest bitch who just got engaged at 17. She bad, she thick. She Sarah Carmichael.

Damn did you see her? Who? Sarah Carmichael.

by mee_is_mee September 12, 2017

Carmichaeling

Moving to New York City from Alabama and changing your last name to match your rich gay friend that owns a plantation and hide your poor southern roots, like how Melanie "Carmichael" did in Sweet Home Alabama.

He is carmichaeling to hide that he grew up in a double wide.

by xowe March 30, 2019

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Taylor Carmichael

Taylor is super chill and go with the flow. She is so funny and will have you laughing until you cry! She is super caring and will do anything for the people she loves! She so athletic and can cross up anyone. She's kinda quiet until you get close, then she'll be cracking jokes around you all the time. She is very trustworthy and you can tell her anything!! Everyone she meets immediately loves her! She has a go with the flow personality and is always fun to hang out with.

Who just scored a 3 on Lebron? Taylor Carmichael. Dang she's so cool.

by duanxjfnsijdsnndcarolfnfndnbx April 8, 2020