Big ol' Non-Boner Butt

The opposite of Big ol' Boner Butt. Used to convey extreme or moderate displeasure or disgust.

Oord: Hey did you see that fat chick grinding up on Jacob?

Hall: Yea, big ol' non-boner butt!

by Dillyboy November 25, 2011

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.

Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.

by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023

Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:

I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise

by aintapuppy June 7, 2025