BUF

A "Big Useless Fuck." Usually a huge guy on roids that never really helps anyone do anything simply because he's too busy looking in a mirror.

Girl: Can you get Joe to help me carry my furniture into my room?
Guy: I tried but he's being a BUF.

by LeanN'Jacked August 26, 2010

buffing

the act of sucking a males geneitals

damn shorty, you be buffing?

by hayzemarie December 10, 2007

buffing

The point where you realize that you live in New Zealand and your Porn is never going to load.

There's nothing more of a turn off than seeing the word buffing before you finish

by icewolf511 July 25, 2012

buffings

a woman giving oral sex to a man

"He caught the buffings last night."

"He got the buffings from Susan."

by Dicky-Dick November 1, 2007

Buf

Stands for Babe Under Fat. It is when a fat girl has the capability to be good-looking if she lost the weight.

"Eww look at that fat chick over there" "Dude, I don't know man I think shes a Buf!"

by MakerofBuf September 14, 2009

buf

Means "Big Ugly Fella" in its politest form.

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? Now there's a BUF if i ever saw one"

by Gnarly Goat February 19, 2005

buf

When you are an introvert and have no social skills, and then someone asks you something but have no answer.

buf

by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020