man bread

Bread that is baked so big that it will take a grown man a whole week to eat it, having 4 slices a day.

Girl: OMG! That is like the biggest slice of bread I have ever seen.

Guy: Yup. This is man bread.

by Missy_Moo December 15, 2009

Making bread for my man

Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good

“I’m making bread for my man tonight”

by Making bread for my man December 16, 2017

Man bread

Have you ever pronounced naan bread like nan bread? And then did your friend mistake it for man bread? Well that happened to me, so here you go

Mmmmm man bread

by Aerda March 27, 2019

Ginger bread man

When you ejaculate on a woman’s face and proceed to rub your ball sac across her forehead through the semen (to apply the frosting) creating a ginger bread man.

When I nutted on that hoe’s forehead and rubbed my nut sac straight up n’ down her face I yelled, “Merry Christmas, bitch!” And that’s how you make a ginger bread man.

by Dross5160 December 19, 2019

Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.

David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.

by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018

Bring home bread man

The person in a household that makes the most money.

Sally makes $20/hour while Kurt makes $13/hour so Sally is the bring home bread man.

by Big Mama 69 August 17, 2021

Orval the Bread man

Elder man with no legs from the 2000's who distributed bread freely from his van

Do you think your a true long term Tacoma resident? Do you remember Orval the Bread man?

by Caleb004 November 13, 2022