bothing

The desire for two mutually exclusive things. Equivalent to eating one's cake and having it, too.

Monica found herself bothing a weekend in the mountains and a day at the beach.

by Hopkins21 June 6, 2020

both

The combined set of two (or more) squishies (namely breasts).

Logan, look, we're holding both our boths at once!

by notthetaffraotter July 28, 2010

Bothe

A dude who's into both sexes. Guys and Girls

Danuja is a Bothe

by Catdaddy_warbuck January 6, 2018

Bothe

Used to shorten both and the

Both the elephants are fat
becomes:
Bothe elephants are fat

by Bob December 18, 2004

to both

(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting

**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**

Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!

Tim: Should I pull over?

Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.

Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.

Max: Nah. I gotta both.

by Maxwell Dope January 30, 2015

Both

(noun) Someone who is both poor and stupid

I'm stuck working with Matt, That kid is both as fuck.

You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.

by b0bonthej0b June 6, 2011

bothing

the simultaneous act of vomiting and defecating.

Tom ate some bad chicken and had to miss work because he was bothing something fierce.

by naked big guy October 20, 2009