Short or slang for bligger (which is a slang term for blue people, such as smurfs or Na'vi from the movie Avatar).
"Yo, what up with all these bligs?"
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Get the BLIG mug.A Tris-Blig is technically fecial matter covered in the inner anus' blood. Known in slang as a "cherry raisin", a Tris can be devistating to any sufferer of Bligovtrophy.
First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"
Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.
A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!
First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"
Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.
A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!
Benedict - Oh poppycock Alfred, I seem to have acquired a small case of Tris-Blig!
Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!
Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?
Alfred - ......
Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!
Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?
Alfred - ......
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Shant: Hi Vatchay, I was playing Basketball with Edgar and he started to give me the shits, so I gave him a Blig Bash!
Vatchay: hehehehe
Shant: Hi Vatchay, I was playing Basketball with Edgar and he started to give me the shits, so I gave him a Blig Bash!
Vatchay: hehehehe
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Get the blig juice mug.Boinggg...splash! Two year old curious kitten was a tabby orange cat with blue eyes at the swimming pool. For a party when darkfur shrieked “shark!!!”. darfur was darkfur’s
Twin Sister. Then he looked down. He saw two sharks! They look golden and small. They tried to escape. But then he and twins scrambled to the top of the slide. “Whew that was close--”darfur paused. “Ulp”. We all turned toward the sign labeled slide rules. And there is a giant golden shark.
Twin Sister. Then he looked down. He saw two sharks! They look golden and small. They tried to escape. But then he and twins scrambled to the top of the slide. “Whew that was close--”darfur paused. “Ulp”. We all turned toward the sign labeled slide rules. And there is a giant golden shark.
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