Asslighting

When you and your partner are making sweet love together and you shove a firecracker up their ass before lighting it and shoving your dick in their mouth and cumming as it goes off

"I know right Grace? Me and Liam's relationship has gotten so much more exciting now that we've been Asslighting each other lately"

by FarawayAssGang March 11, 2021

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Asslight gaykeep girlballs

A variation of the phrase Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

Asslight gaykeep girlballs or whatever

by WizardFrogge February 9, 2022

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Asslighting

A derivation of the term "gaslighting," asslighting is when someone lies about doing butt stuff with you during intercourse and denies your very real suspicions that it occurred in the first place.

"Hey my butt feels weird, did you do stick anything up there last night? "

"No, and I definitely did not stick two fingers up to the second knuckle in you butt."

"I don't believe you, I feel like I'm being asslit right now. You're Asslighting me again."

by Film Time December 20, 2023

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Asslight

When somebody is trying to tell you that their farts don't smell, but they do

"I'm a little gassy tonight, but don't worry, it doesn't smell."

"Don't asslight me, bitch. It's rancid."

by Meeka2493 July 29, 2025

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Asslighting

When a loved one, partner, or overly health-conscious friend persistently tries to convince you to get a rectal exam or “explore back there,” usually under the guise of “it’s for your own good.” A blend of gaslighting and ass, because suddenly you’re questioning your own boundaries and anatomy.

“I told her I wasn’t ready, but she kept talking about ‘early detection’ and ‘trust.’ Bro, I think she's asslighting.”

by jonfisher1981 October 14, 2025

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