afonso

Afonso is a guy that pisses you off every day, with his terrible jokes and just stupid comments. He has beautiful eyes but has a bit of a tummy, but is not fat, just chubby. He always falls in love with several girls that are much hotter than him and then shows no feelings towards them afterwards. Ladies should avoid afonso's at all costs, they are never good boyfriends. Afonso is a prick.

OMFG!!!! It's an Afonso RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

by Thatguyeverygirlwants November 7, 2015

Afonso

Afonso usually smells and farts a lot

Guy1: It smells like shit in here
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso

by Afonsosmells June 6, 2022

afonso

Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.

"See that guy? What's his name?"

"Afonso."

"I knew it!"

by That One Hetalian October 22, 2015

Afonso

Afonso is a kid who’s mom is a man and his dad is a woman. He’s rumored to have sucked 178 dicks.

Afonso your dad is a man and your mom is a woman!!!

Ahhhhhh Stop

by Lol35679 May 24, 2019

luke afonso

just an asshole

FUCKING HELL, SHUT THE FUCK UP LUKE AFONSO

by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018

Afonso Veiga

Afonso Veiga is the most amazing person. He is the friend you wish you had. He is really handsome and funny as hell. Also he thinks Barradas is gay.

-Who's that guy?
-It's Afonso Veiga.
-Omg he's so handsome! I bet he is extremely funny as well!

by eggdestroyer77 June 1, 2020

Afonso veiga

Afonso Veiga is the friend you need. He is really handsome and also very funny.

As a hobby he likes to rescue abandoned kittens and he does voluntary work very weekend in Etiopia.

"Who's that guy?"
"He is Afonso Veiga."
"Omg he´s so handsome! I bet he's extremely funny as well!"

by eggdestroyer77 June 2, 2020