St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

by jawnster January 23, 2024

STS

Short for Skibidi Toilet Syndrome. Usually happens in kids below 9 and happens when one watches too much Skibidi Toilet. Uncurable.

kid 1: skibidi dop dop dop
human 1: dat kid got severe STS

by someguythatlovesjtoh January 24, 2024

St Brad of Toblerone

A gay guy named Brad who has fudge packed into his anus outdoors, in the freezing cold.

He was out there like St Brad of Toblerone, last night.

by purphanz January 26, 2024

st ignatious

give head to eachother and the year 8S are gay

Gay meaning St ignatious

by Coona November 21, 2023

national St. Mary day

december 1st is the official day of Mr. St. Mary, and on this day, those named St. Mary should be brought a har of honey

Person A: "dude did you bring the honey jar?"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"

by ItadoriChair November 30, 2023

STS

STS or Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is common disease amongst the youth of today. It mainly affects ones prefrontal cortex. Can lead to Luh Calm Disease

nigga i done caught tha sts

by jimmy duffy December 17, 2023

St Agnes

A weird all girls school with a wack curriculum. They are all either far left or daddy’s money right. No sense of regulation at all. Basically a day care for a school who uses strake as a source of better classes, that’s it.

St Agnes Academy

Girl 1: Did you hear about that St Agnes girl who got expelled?
Girl 2: I don’t even know sister, when’s nap time?

by person452846284 April 7, 2023