when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.
guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards
by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012
Get the dating keyboards mug.A not-date is a sad excuse for people who can't decide whether they are going to get some or not. Often misused for DWOB.
by PaulyD89 March 3, 2011
Get the not-date mug.A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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Person 2: Ok that sounds great.
Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5
Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date!
Person 2: Ok that sounds great.
Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5
Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date!
by sexybeachgoddess101 March 28, 2011
Get the plan-date mug.Same-dating occurs when the two individuals in a couple each have dated an ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend who are now currently dating each other. When this occurs, each member (of the two couples) has same-dated every other member in the group.
Guy: "Hi honey, did you hear that my ex-girlfriend, Stacy is dating your ex-boyfriend Kevin?"
Girl: "Ewwww! I can't believe I same-dated Stacy!"
Guy: "Yeah, and now I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin!"
Girl: "Ewwww! I can't believe I same-dated Stacy!"
Guy: "Yeah, and now I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin!"
by MaxmumPimp August 16, 2011
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by fulfreez October 13, 2011
Get the On-Blind Date mug."Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"
I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.
I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.
by laxer6 November 29, 2011
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