Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

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Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

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The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.

Zack really enjoyed the salty eclair that Bob gave him for breakfast

by C Rob80 October 30, 2025

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salty triggered nigel

just type the abbreviation BDS

salty triggered nigel cool

by mrs tosser November 8, 2025

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salty curry

A salty curry is a time dependent sexual act. One person will consume a spicy curry and then 24 hours later will have anal sex. Extra spicy for everyone!

Packed with bold and lively flavours, the “salty curry” isn’t for the weak. It’s for the strong and the mighty. - Jamie Oliver

by RB900 January 24, 2025

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