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JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored

Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.

Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

by tecopux January 18, 2022

January Slump

The month after Christmas when you get your credit card bill for all the gifts you have bought.

hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this

ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)

by iamiamiamiami December 20, 2010

finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.

"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom

by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018

Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm

A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you

by meh12558 December 3, 2018

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018