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Mutual wank day. 7th February

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February
by anonymous February 6, 2024
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February 7

national be brutally honest day
February 7 is the day you can be really honest without worrying about hurting someone’s feelings
it’s February 7th I can finally ask my crush how he feels about me
by Panzielove February 6, 2024
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8th of February

Today is the birthday of the most gorgeous girl ever , she wins the best mum award every day also the best hair award annoyingly. She is super funny and stubborn but at the end of the day she is the life of the party.
Oml it's the 8th of February it's taylas birthday
by Snap snap attitude February 7, 2024
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February 8

Bf: Hey is February 8th we have to cuddle

Gf:ok!
by Happy Pearson February 7, 2024
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8th of February

it's 8th of February!! That means it's the birthday of the most gorgeous girl ever , aswell as the greatest mum and the winner of the best hair award every day annoyingly , she is stubborn but continues to be the life of the party wherever she goes .
Holy shit it's the 8th of February that means it's this hot chicks bday
by Snap snap attitude February 7, 2024
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February 15

Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story
Oh, you were born on February 15? I just remembered I have to walk my dead fish on that day, maybe I'll see you later, but hopefully not. Don't wait up
by thesethiccthighsdontlie November 24, 2023
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February 26

This birthday is top tier. This day is a beautiful winter day, stepping into the crispness of the wind. Smart, Motivated, and Confident people are born on this day.

If you know someone that’s born on this day, they are keepers. Keep them in your life.
Girl 1: I just talked to this girl, she’s super confident.
Girl 2: I heard she’s born on February 26.
Girl 1: That makes sense!
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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