Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.

“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “

by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023

Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.

My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.

by jtrier1 April 28, 2023

Clam sheller

A man who knows how to get a women out of her Panties

P whisper clam sheller clam clapper. Take his advice if you can get it.

by Ragerlinglyflippingbird April 29, 2023

Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.

"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"

by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

by GlizzyL September 29, 2023

Clamming

fapping inside your kitchen while squeezing your nuts between two metal clamps.

'Hey, can you come over to my place?'
'No sorry, I'm busy with my clamming session

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020