September 2nd

national Tristan and Kristian day. If you see one of them tell them “happy national Tristan and Kristian day “

* on September 2nd*
girl: OMG ITS KRISTIAN HES SO POPULAR!
girl 2: OMG TRISTAN TOO I CANT BELIEVE IT!

by PlattywitdaFatty August 1, 2022

september 4th

the day the most important people of the world was born. Beyoncé & Hassan.

guy: man beyoncé is very important

girl: she was born september 4th so yeah

by wockyyy August 2, 2022

September 11

The day the finest girl ever that I can’t have was born 🙈

Yo, guess who’s birthday it is.
Wait, is it that finest girl in chemistry?
Yessir

No way it’s September 11

by justsomesecretguy August 2, 2022

September 11

Edward Queef’s birthday

Happy birthday Edward queef it’s September 11

by Joshsmithisanonce67 June 16, 2022

September 18

the worst day in history because it’s the day after my birthday

“Whats the date?”
“September 18 20–“
“noooooooooooooooo”

by ddlc fan June 16, 2022

September 11th

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember

Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day

Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit

Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings?

Random: bro don’t talk to me

Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

by Epicgamer33 August 8, 2022

no cuss september

tired of swearing all the time? feel kinda weird lately?
accept the challenge of “no cuss september”!!

dude1: yeah man ive been cussing a lot lately

dude2: its september in like 9 days try NCN
dude1: da hell is that?
dude2: no cuss september!!

by AFATTARI August 22, 2022