A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021
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smart, often fast. can make funny jokes. has that one girlfriend that wants to control him. he finally see's after a while and breaks up. he has a beautiful hairstyle and is dog shit at chess. has a horse cock
girl1:omg did you hear girl3broke up with logan?
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*
by dolphinpussyjelly October 31, 2021
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by zoelane July 15, 2021
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