Human

The average, typical person of commonplace or standard traits

A human is writing this right now! And, a human is reading this right now, as well.

by Warren Rodroff March 21, 2019

Human

A featherless bipod

Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)

by john bron March 22, 2019

Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.

Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 23, 2019

Human

The person reading this

Dude ur so ugly

Its human nature

by Goddamnit someone took me April 15, 2019

human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.

1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"

by bro you just posted cringe May 31, 2019

Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in their mouth

“Do the human chipmunk on me to make me cum faster”

by A55eater6969 May 31, 2019

The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth

“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster”

by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019