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The most useful mathematical constant. It is roughly equal to 0.691133742019001, and those digits repeat. Mathematical constants such as pi, e, not to mention The Golden Ratio suffers from such awful approximations. Whilst h can be perfectly approximated with this simple fraction: 691133742019001/999999999999999

h is extremely useful. It is not irrational, not even transcendental. It is often used in chemistry, physics, and even quantum mechanics. It is mostly used in probability. It is able to prove the probability of any statement or rumor being true. Additionally, it can, in some circumstances, prove some statements to be solid facts.
Example 1:

Math nerd 1: h has a fraction, what? I thought it was irrational!
Math nerd 2: Yeah I know right? At first I thought it was transcendental, maybe it could have been irrational, but nope! It is rational! How amazing is this?!

Example 2:

Math nerd 1: That girl is such a hoe.
Math nerd 2: Prove it.

Math nerd 1: Shows his h-calculations
Math nerd 2: Examines the h-calculations You are correct, she is indeed a hoe.
by Dennyboy_YT April 8, 2019
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Josh H

Josh’s, specially someone named Josh Hayes has a big dick.
Omg josh Hayes has a Josh H
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Double H

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(u)Mm h(u)m

Affirmative grunt, agreeance; acceptance, something yummy or tasty.
A moan of delight.
Friend: "Hey, do you like that apple pie?"
You: " (u)Mm h(u)m!"
by Psyckofish June 4, 2019
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H O S E

A 16 year old guitarist who speaks Russian and looks like big chungus
Person: H O S E is such a noob
by kjfhklfhliruh June 16, 2019
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h

A feeling of discomfort, surprise, or you don't know what the fuck to say.
#1 Random : *watches someone get stabbed literally anywhere*
#1 Random : h

#1 Random : Hey man, guess what?
#2 Random : What?
#1 Random : *Kicks #2 Random in the stomach*
#2 Random : h

#1 Random : *Makes a real conversation*
#2 Random : *Replies to the conversation and has a good conversation*
#3 Random : *Just sits there alone* h
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h

Abbreviation of "Here", used when picking someone up or upon arrival.
Bill: Cool, just lmk when you're here!
Jack: Kk, omw!
...
Jack: h
by NewWorldEgo September 20, 2019
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