There Is No Such Thing As Free Pussy

Pussy is never free.

"Hey man I banged a hot chick last night, but I think she has a kid."
"Ha, there is no such thing as free pussy."

by Chet Cummings 13 September 24, 2008

d-free

"dick"-free..without dick. when somebody hasn't had sex for a while. almost like saying "i'm sober" but instead of being without booze, your without dick.

I've been d-free since tuesday.

by jbawlz November 9, 2010

Rent Free

Clearly u are the only one that is rent free

The person called shroomsii is so rent free in mandem, CG and hydra's mind that he actually went and made a whole definition of it

by ripbozo. May 22, 2022

free nevada

the act of setting ryan walker (nevada) free from the dreaded state of michigan where he is held captive.

we must make a stand to save the true legend....FREE NEVADA!

by james bird November 22, 2004

free moustache ride?

When a male performs oral sex on a partner with no expectation of getting off himself.

I heard that he only got a raise because he would give his boss a free moustache ride?

by randy the kount October 27, 2010

turbulence free cruise

problem free passage of time with other humans!; on an airplane, "on drugs", at a meeting, being married, etc! -this is an exceptionally rare and precious happenstance!! (usually one human or another invariably contributes some 'stink' to the situation.)

it was a turbulence free cruise, everyone was on a wave of 'self-enchantment'

even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise

as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!

by michael foolsley January 2, 2010

Free Drinks Shirt

A top that women who are extremely top-heavy wear in a club or a bar in order to get men to give her (and many times her friends also) drinks for free.

Girl A: Hey girl, are you ready to hit the club?

Girl B: Almost. Lemme just put on my free drinks shirt so we don't have to buy our own.

by just_blazin4ya December 21, 2008