Banana Cream Pie

After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.

yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!

by ray April 12, 2004

Arabian Cream Soda

When you jerk off a camel into a cup and give it to your friend to drink.

"did you see that cum mustache? I gave that kid a cup of premium arabian cream soda!"

by linksalot February 8, 2010

cream of mushroom soup

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.

After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008

ice cream sack

to teabag someone but have any choice of your favorite ice cream smuged on the bottom of your sack

"haha i just gave an ice cream sack to jack!"

by bamfbamf! May 4, 2007

Cream of Mushroom Soup

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

Hobo Ice Cream

Ice cream sold by a hobo. Sold in a variety of flavors such as stained shirt, used napkin, cardboard box, and wet newspaper.

Hobo: Hey, do you want any hobo ice cream?
Person: Oh yeah! Do you have used napkin?

by HoboEXPLOSION! May 17, 2011

cream just anywhere

the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere

some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere

some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009