Canadian Kiss

A sensual act where a teaspoon or more of maple syrup is placed under the tongue of the receptive or submissive partner, the insertive or dominant partner then initiates a kiss in the french manner, the goal here being to consume the syrup out of their lover’s mouth. In other words, a sweet kiss.

Person 1: I enjoyed last night with them. They did something that I never experienced before.
Person 2: what did they do, exactly?
Person 1: I don’t know! they put syrup in my mouth and French kissed me. It was over before I realized there wasn’t any syrup left in my mouth.

Person 2: Oh! They gave you a Canadian kiss!

by Keel M. Dhed February 26, 2023

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Canadian Taper

When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.

Are you ready for the polar plunge eh?
Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!

by calvinswim March 20, 2023

Canadian Breakfast

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.

Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...

by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023

canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023