candy cane style

When you bend your dick like a candy cane when you fuck so you don’t nutt in her

I forgot my condoms so I fucked Sandy Candy Cane Style

by whyallnamestaken. March 25, 2019

crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

throat candy

Throat Candy someone with a sexy voice

That guy is throat candy

by Diosthefixer October 13, 2019

Click Candy

A type of clickbait that delivers what's promised in the title or the thumbnail.

Stereotypical sidekick 1: Dude, have you seen the "Why are 96000000 black balls on this reservoir" video?
Stereotypical sidekick 2: Nah, it's probably clickbait.
Stereotypical sidekick 1: You would be surprised, because that's totally not clickbait. That's click candy!

by Gal Anonim August 2, 2019

Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.

Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019

candy basket

When your trying to give a girl the D

“She can get this mufuckin candy basket.”

by Tre Lopez a.k.a Rico Sauve April 23, 2018

CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye

Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭

by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018